By Stefan Lombard / Originally Published August 22, 2016 / Hagerty / Concours d’LeMons takes place on the heavily goose-pooped grass at Laguna Grande Park in&hellip;{"id":9147,"date":"2016-10-11T10:12:36","date_gmt":"2016-10-11T17:12:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pomonaswapmeet.com\/blog\/?p=9147"},"modified":"2016-10-11T10:12:36","modified_gmt":"2016-10-11T17:12:36","slug":"making-lemonade-concours-dlemons-is-montereys-most-refreshing-event","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pomonaswapmeet.com\/blog\/2016\/10\/11\/making-lemonade-concours-dlemons-is-montereys-most-refreshing-event\/","title":{"rendered":"Making Lemonade: Concours d\u2019LeMons is Monterey\u2019s most refreshing event"},"content":{"rendered":"<h5>By Stefan Lombard\u00a0\/ Originally Published August 22, 2016 \/ Hagerty \/<\/h5>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Concours d\u2019LeMons takes place on the heavily goose-pooped grass at Laguna Grande Park in Monterey, fitting for an event honoring so many turds. The free show is a celebration of \u201cthe oddball, mundane and truly awful of the automotive world,\u201d is the perfect lighthearted complement to a weekend full of all-too-serious car business.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">From Yugos to Panhards, DKWs to Mercury Lynx LN7s, fire-damaged Lincoln limos to swiss cheese Karmann Ghias, you\u2019re guaranteed to come away with a smile and a headache when all is said and done. Alan Galbraith, who delivers the perfect blend of snark and sarcasm in his presentation, emcees the Concours along with Tim Suddard of <em>Grassroots Motorsports<\/em>, the perfect baritone color man.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">The winner of this year\u2019s highly coveted Worst in Show was a 1974 Bricklin, fully prepped for competition in the 24 Hours of LeMons series under the \u201cHella Shitty Racing\u201d livery. On the dais, Galbraith asked the owner of the gullwing car what would happen in the event of a rollover on the track. \u201cYou\u2019d die,\u201d he said.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u201cWhat a way to cap this all off,\u201d Galbraith said. \u201cAnd what a letdown. Thanks for bringing it out. Now get it out of here.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Other winners included an MG Midget limousine with no powertrain (Most Unsafe) and a 1972 Ford Country Squire wagon on a \u201960s F250 dually pickup chassis \u2014 perhaps too cool for LeMons but a sight nonetheless (Rustbelt American Junk). A Volvo Amazon wagon took home the Swedish Meatball award, with lingonberries, Swedish Fish and pickled herring as the prize. \u201cThis is the result of bad credit,\u201d Suddard said.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-9147 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.pomonaswapmeet.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/HAGERTY-LeMonsConcours-lo-2.jpg?fit=800%2C600&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-9149\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.pomonaswapmeet.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/HAGERTY-LeMonsConcours-lo-2.jpg?w=800&amp;ssl=1 800w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.pomonaswapmeet.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/HAGERTY-LeMonsConcours-lo-2.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.pomonaswapmeet.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/HAGERTY-LeMonsConcours-lo-2.jpg?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-9149'>\n\t\t\t\tThis MG Midget limo was a deathtrap on wheels and fittingly awarded the Most Unsafe award. (Stefan Lombard)\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.pomonaswapmeet.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/HAGERTY-LeMonsConcours-lo-9.jpg?fit=800%2C600&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Tempo Matador Land Yacht\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-9153\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.pomonaswapmeet.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/HAGERTY-LeMonsConcours-lo-9.jpg?w=800&amp;ssl=1 800w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.pomonaswapmeet.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/HAGERTY-LeMonsConcours-lo-9.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.pomonaswapmeet.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/HAGERTY-LeMonsConcours-lo-9.jpg?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-9153'>\n\t\t\t\tWhy, yes, that IS a Tempo Matador Mikafa Land Yacht, one of two LeMons vehicles that also made an appearance at Friday\u2019s Quail Motorsports Gathering. Go figure. (Stefan Lombard)\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.pomonaswapmeet.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/HAGERTY-LeMonsConcours-lo-4.jpg?fit=800%2C600&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-9154\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.pomonaswapmeet.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/HAGERTY-LeMonsConcours-lo-4.jpg?w=800&amp;ssl=1 800w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.pomonaswapmeet.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/HAGERTY-LeMonsConcours-lo-4.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.pomonaswapmeet.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/HAGERTY-LeMonsConcours-lo-4.jpg?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-9154'>\n\t\t\t\tThe Swedish Meatball winner, a Volvo Amazon wagon. (Stefan Lombard)\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.pomonaswapmeet.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/HAGERTY-LeMonsConcours-lo-8.jpg?fit=800%2C600&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"AMC Pacer\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-9152\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.pomonaswapmeet.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/HAGERTY-LeMonsConcours-lo-8.jpg?w=800&amp;ssl=1 800w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.pomonaswapmeet.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/HAGERTY-LeMonsConcours-lo-8.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.pomonaswapmeet.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/HAGERTY-LeMonsConcours-lo-8.jpg?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-9152'>\n\t\t\t\tThis AMC Pacer had a Spyker-inspired interior of ostrich and engine-turned metal, with a 2004 LS1 V-8 underhood. (Stefan Lombard)\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Claiming one of the \u201ccorporate awards\u201d was a Peugeot 505 racecar towing a Peugeot 304. Galbraith presented the owner with the Double Turd Award, a poop emoji plush toy and a large metal sign with the word TURD in brown script.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">If there were any complaints about this year\u2019s event, they revolved around the quality of certain cars. Why anyone would think a clean, shiny C2 Corvette convertible is a lemon is beyond comprehension, but there were actually two of them. It is this writer\u2019s opinion that next year\u2019s entrants should be scrutinized more closely before admission to the concours. We can\u2019t have people classing up the joint.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-2 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-2 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-2 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-2 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-2' class='gallery galleryid-9147 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.pomonaswapmeet.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/HAGERTY-LeMonsConcours-lo-7.jpg?fit=800%2C600&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Wolesely\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-2-9151\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.pomonaswapmeet.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/HAGERTY-LeMonsConcours-lo-7.jpg?w=800&amp;ssl=1 800w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.pomonaswapmeet.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/HAGERTY-LeMonsConcours-lo-7.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.pomonaswapmeet.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/HAGERTY-LeMonsConcours-lo-7.jpg?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-2-9151'>\n\t\t\t\tThis little death trap of a Wolseley claimed the Royal Order of MOT Failure award. The car had been a prize for some long-ago Heinz ketchup contest. We don\u2019t get it, either. (Stefan Lombard)\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.pomonaswapmeet.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/HAGERTY-LeMonsConcours-lo-3.jpg?fit=800%2C600&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Vespa Coffee Cart\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-2-9150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.pomonaswapmeet.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/HAGERTY-LeMonsConcours-lo-3.jpg?w=800&amp;ssl=1 800w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.pomonaswapmeet.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/HAGERTY-LeMonsConcours-lo-3.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.pomonaswapmeet.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/HAGERTY-LeMonsConcours-lo-3.jpg?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-2-9150'>\n\t\t\t\tA Vespa coffee cart claimed the Italian award. The owner bribed judges with coffee and wafers served out of the back. (Stefan Lombard)\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Learn more about the event at<\/span> <a href=\"http:\/\/concoursdlemons.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>concoursdlemons.com<\/strong><\/a><span style=\"color: #000000;\">, and find Hagerty\u2019s video walkaround at<\/span> <strong>hagerty.com\/youtube<\/strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\">.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><i><span style=\"color: #000000;\">This article has been reproduced with the permission of the copyright holder, Hagerty. Further reproduction is prohibited without permission. 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